Irish sugar test

[Dev One]

One day an Irishman -Paddy- goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some of the contents onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the
liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy.

"The doctor told me to come here and
get my urine tested for sugar."

Keith (hoping not been posted before)

[paulsl]

Eeeeeuuuw!