That's not nice.....
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Fungus_the_Bogeyman
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That's not nice.....
Woman goes to the High Street chemist's shop and asks for some Viagra for her husband. The chemist says "We've got 3 strengths. The 1st will only make it 1" long, the 2nd will make it 7" long and the 3rd will make it 12" long". She says I'll take the 1st, I want the bugger to pee on his slippers"
Fungus the Bogeyman.A mushroom. Kept in the dark for years and fed s**t.
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DaveB
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I didn't see that punchline coming
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Re: That's not nice.....
Do you need it converted to metric, Alex?
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I think I work with this woman. 
Brian
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Re: That's not nice.....
What a charmer, sounds very much like my ex wife.
Allan
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