Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in
the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud
voice, ' Royal Navy, Admiral, retired. Married, two sons, both
surgeons.' After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states
through a tight lipped smile, ' Royal Navy, Admiral, retired. Married,
two sons, both Judges.'
After some thought, the fellow in the
centre seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he
proclaims, ‘Royal Navy, Chief Petty Officer, retired. Never married, two
sons, both Admirals. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
sorry, Dave, didn't see you there!
Mike, you do know that's Dave's a modera