Classic British Flight Sim

​After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems! EricT

btw, our 45th later this year, if I live that long.
True conversation this week:
SWMBO: I think it's starting to rain.
ME: It is, I felt some on my face, you don't have any washing on the hoist, do you?
SWMBO: No, but the pond is very low.

[I thought I must have skipped a few pages, but no, it was all in real time.]

Mike that sounds like the sort of exchange spoken in an ident check by two secret agents in old spy films! EricT

That's very endearing, Mike.. truly.

ERIC!
Next time you think you are so smart. Remember,.. She'll remind you, she's smarter.

EDIT: make that 47 years.
The mistake was made by an idiot.