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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these
cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.

"The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, -
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been
with a man! Have you Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.

About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything
like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the
hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!!!!"
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:lol: :lol:

I've heard that sitting on dirty bus seats can make a woman pregnant. Maybe that's what happened here *-)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!

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DaveB wrote::lol: :lol:

I've heard that sitting on dirty bus seats can make a woman pregnant. Maybe that's what happened here *-)
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Did that happen to Mary sitting on her donkey?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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