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Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in
Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had the
same qualifications they were both asked to take a test and led to a quiet room
with no interruptions by the manager. They both scored 19/20.

The manager went to Murphy and said,
"Thanks for coming to the interview but we’ve decided to give the job to the Norwegian."

Murphy ---"And why would you be doing that ?We both got 19 correct and
this being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should have got the job ?"

Manager -- "We have made our decision not on the correct answers but on the one you got wrong."

Murphy -- "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other ?"

Manager -- "Simple, on question 17 the Norwegian wrote down "I don’t know."

You put down "Neither do I."


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That made me snigger :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Loved that one!

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:doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:

I'll use that here in the USA for "pretend I am Irish Day" this week lol.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Keith :thumbsup: EricT
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