Page 1 of 1

Murphy

Posted: 15 Mar 2016, 12:43
by Dev One
Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in
Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had the
same qualifications they were both asked to take a test and led to a quiet room
with no interruptions by the manager. They both scored 19/20.

The manager went to Murphy and said,
"Thanks for coming to the interview but we’ve decided to give the job to the Norwegian."

Murphy ---"And why would you be doing that ?We both got 19 correct and
this being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should have got the job ?"

Manager -- "We have made our decision not on the correct answers but on the one you got wrong."

Murphy -- "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other ?"

Manager -- "Simple, on question 17 the Norwegian wrote down "I don’t know."

You put down "Neither do I."


Keith

Re: Murphy

Posted: 15 Mar 2016, 13:42
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That made me snigger :lol:
ATB
DaveB B)smk

Re: Murphy

Posted: 16 Mar 2016, 00:23
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Loved that one!

Nigel²

Re: Murphy

Posted: 16 Mar 2016, 01:20
by Airspeed
:doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Murphy

Posted: 16 Mar 2016, 04:55
by sketchy74
:lol:

I'll use that here in the USA for "pretend I am Irish Day" this week lol.

Re: Murphy

Posted: 16 Mar 2016, 08:55
by Tomliner
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Keith :thumbsup: EricT