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Dev One
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Perceived cultural impressions

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following are shipwrecked:-


2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman


2 French men and 1 French woman


2 German men and 1 German woman


2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman


2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman


2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman


2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman


2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman


2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


2 English men and 1 English woman


One month later, the following events occurred:


One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.


The two Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-a-trios.


The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.


The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.


The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.


The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo, and are awaiting instructions.


The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.


The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining - about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her better than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving....


The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.


And the two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.


Keith :-O

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Sounds about right! :hide:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dev One wrote:
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining - about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her better than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving....


Well Bruce, she is a good Sheila but she won't stop talking.

I agree Bruce.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess it is not PC but who cares - it is funny as can be!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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The punchline is an absolute corker :rofl:

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