Clever dog?

[Filonian]

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he see’s a note with
£10 attached to it in his mouth reading “10 Lamb chops please.”

Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth,
and quickly closes the shop.

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both
ways, and trot across the road to a bus-stop.

The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.

When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the
number, then boards the bus.

The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the
suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery.

After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and
then the butcher follows him off.

The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly.
No answer.

He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
-Whap!- against the door. He does this again & again.

No answer.

So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a
window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually, a small
guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing?
This dog's a genius!"

The owner responds, "Genius, my ar*e. It's the second time this week
he's forgotten his key!"



Graham

[Airspeed]

That's a ripper, Graham!


(ok, I've read it before, but I still laughed!)

[emfrat]

In Toowoomba, there is a carwash which also advertises a "Self-service Dogwash"...I'd love to know how the doggie puts the $2 in the slot, and also what he carries it in

And while we're visiting Tmba, there was a guy who used to tuck a $1 note (when we used to have them, this is a very old joke) into his dog's collar, and the dog would trot down to the local newsagent and be back in 10 minutes with the morning paper. One day he found he only had $20 dollar notes in his wallet, so he sent the dog off with one of those....half-an-hour later, no sign of the dog so he goes looking, and just round the corner from the newsagent, finds the dog deeply engaged with a lady canine:
Master - you never let me down like this before!
Dog - you never gave me $20 before, either