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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.
The couple produced photos of their 45-foot motor home, which was
clean, well maintained and equipped with a beautiful bedroom for the
child.
The social workers raised concerns about the education a child would
receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the
usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
The social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a
circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet.
In addition, there are 17 other children who travel with their circus
parents."
The social workers were finally satisfied.
They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits into the cannon."
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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511Flyer
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by 511Flyer »
Boom-Boom!!
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Dev One
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by Dev One »
If not its Lord Sugar time! Sorry for the non UK TV philes - 'Your'e Fired'!
Keith
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
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Airspeed
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