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Tomliner
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At the cinema a woman fetched the manager to say that she had been sexually assaulted in the front stalls.
Having calmed her down a second woman told him that the same happened to her also in the front stalls.
The manager went down to the front, shone his torch along the floor and saw a bald man crawling along on his hands and knees.
“What do you think you’re doing?” He said
The bald man looked up and said
“My toupee fell off in the dark.I had my hand on it twice but it got away”
:) EricT
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Dev One
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Keith

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:-O :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel H-J
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Post by Nigel H-J »

:-O :doh: :lol: :lol:
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Paul K
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Post by Paul K »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pip Pip ! :)

FlyTexas
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:rofl: Good one! :thumbsup:

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Post by canuck51 »

:lol: like the old saying: a toupee in the hand is worth two in the bush....

nigelb
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Post by nigelb »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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