It's a Joke!!

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 10 Nov 2006, 08:57

Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

"Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black"?

Nurse raises his gown.........holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other..........takes a close look and says...."There is nothing wrong with them sir".

The man pulls off his oxygen mask smiles and says very slowly........"Thanks for that..........It was just wonderful.......But listen very closely and carefully............ARE........MY........TEST........RESULTS.......BACK?" :redface:

petermcleland · Post by **petermcleland** » 10 Nov 2006, 13:41

Had to giggle at that Nigel...I've just emailed it to my wife, Nica, who is an ex Theatre Sister...She is hopefully at Stanley F.I. at the moment having just returned from a 3 day visit to Saunders island

FlyTexas · Post by **FlyTexas** » 10 Nov 2006, 14:12

Nice one!

Brian

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 10 Nov 2006, 15:13

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 10 Nov 2006, 15:20

Thanks Peter, hope she is enjoying her trip and that you are behaving yourself whilst the good lady is away!!

Regards Nigel

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 10 Nov 2006, 16:12

Heh heh heh.

petermcleland · Post by **petermcleland** » 10 Nov 2006, 19:15

Nigel H-J wrote:Thanks Peter, hope she is enjoying her trip and that you are behaving yourself whilst the good lady is away!!

Don't have much option Nigel as this computer keeps me pretty busy with projects and my Hunter plastic kit kit now has all the little tins of paint necessary and waits for me to start...I was having a nice flying day today with some freighting along the Alaskan coast when my central heating boiler went on "Lockout"...Tried a reset but much acrid grey smoke pooling along the kitchen floor, needed windows and doors opening for me to survive...A phone call, a few hours and Â£157 later all is back to normal.

She who must be obeyed has not yet checked in...Hope she got back from Saunders OK...She is using that Britten-Norman Islander of FIGAS

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 11 Nov 2006, 17:17

I was having a nice flying day today with some freighting along the Alaskan coast when my central heating boiler went on "Lockout"...

Just hope that your good wife sees' that as an accident as sure as eggs are eggs, if that happened to me and my wife was away I'd get the "What exactly did you do??!!" :argue:

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 11 Nov 2006, 19:26

Heh if it happens when Im on my own, automatically its my fault!

calypso · Post by **calypso** » 11 Nov 2006, 21:18

LOL, As somebody once asked, "if you make a decision, and your wife is not around, are you still wrong?"