Sorry, this is such a long joke but in my opinion is worth it.
Anyway here goes..................
A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green with the Letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to the guy " Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with NV".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies "I'm tickled pink." He says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for a third time, the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy & Murphy, standing stark naked, one with his knob in a bowl of custard and the other with his stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Well what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokin discustard, and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
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Believe it or not, I told this to my apprentice master earlier, he replied with,
"What begins with come here and ends in ouch!?"
So I stupidly said, "What?"
He said, "Come here" then beat me with a roll of blue paper, I'll let you decide what my response was!
Nick
"What begins with come here and ends in ouch!?"
So I stupidly said, "What?"
He said, "Come here" then beat me with a roll of blue paper, I'll let you decide what my response was!
Nick
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