What a c*ap joke

Robin · Post by **Robin** » 27 Nov 2006, 02:19

How's about this.

A bloke is walking his dog in the park when he slips in the biggest pile of mess. He ends up in the stuff and is really hacked off. Another man is walking past and says to him "Oh, I have just done that".
The bloke looks at him and says "Well why the bloody hell didn't you clear it up after, you filthy bugger?!"

Regards,

Robin

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 27 Nov 2006, 09:18

Graham

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 27 Nov 2006, 15:22

I once heard many years ago a presenter of a radio programme talk of dog mess on the pavement and one poll question he gave was this one:

You are walking down the street and suddenly sneezed, then to your horror found that your false teeth had shot out of your mouth and fallen into a pile of dog mess, what would you do?

Now why exactly this DJ thought of this particular question was beyond me, however I did not get to hear of the answer as I was in haulage at the time and in the middle of tipping my load........ :think:

Sorry, bit of a sh*tty question I know but put it in as that joke reminded me of it!!

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 28 Nov 2006, 20:37

Nigel H-J wrote:You are walking down the street and suddenly sneezed, then to your horror found that your false teeth had shot out of your mouth and fallen into a pile of dog mess, what would you do?

Switch to fix-a-dent of course!