Lonely

[calypso]

Spotted this on another forum.

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was
a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls
you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and
figure, what the hell,I'll give her a call.
'Hello?' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
you to come to my room and give me one.
No,wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long.You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements,
toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night;
Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9'.

[FlyTexas]

I hate it when that happens.

Brian

[Chris Sykes]

erm... bugger, found out...