Classic British Flight Sim

DaveB wrote

Folk may think I'm a Quaker or something odd

Bit strange Dave, I thought that a Quaker leads a life of piety, purity and sobriety. EricT

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I'll have to try harder Dave! EricT

Seen this before but makes you think. EricT

Enjoy your day Chris.EricT

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real ...

A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blond...

A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking prostitute. He asks her, 'How much dae ye charrrge forrrr an hourrr?' '£100,' she replies. So he asks, 'Okay, dae yee dae it Scottish style?' She says 'No!' He then asks her, 'I'll gie you £200 to dae it Scottish...

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfathe...

And I thought it was the piston rings!

.Yeah,piston broke like me. Ok I'll get my coat. EricT