So.. 'you're as old as the woman you feel' comes into play here

I was 3 months older than my first wife, I'm 7 years older than the current version and that's my lot. I'm not getting stung again

Get a puppy mate. They'll chew your house to smitherines, do their ablutions everywhere until house-trained but at the end of the day, they'll always be glad to see you, they don't ask for much and they'll never answer back. You can tell em anything and it'll go no further, they're great listeners and they don't give a sh1t how much you've just spent. Out a few times a day to vent tanks.. dinner at the prescribed time.. a bit of fuss (when they ask for it).. job done
Don't worry mate.. we'll still love ya even when the rest of the world turns it's back

There's a lot to be said for CBFS and speaking from experience, I dunno what I'd have done over the last 12months had I not been able to come here and escape
ATB
DaveB
