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Tomliner
Red Arrows
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by Tomliner » 30 Apr 2014, 18:31
Husband’s call:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs,
I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response: "Who is Paula?"
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
DaveB
The Ministry
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by DaveB » 30 Apr 2014, 18:56
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
dodger
Concorde
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Location: Devon UK
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by dodger » 30 Apr 2014, 19:37
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Filonian
Red Arrows
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Location: Gristhorpe, UK
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by Filonian » 30 Apr 2014, 21:29
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
FlyTexas
Red Arrows
Posts: 7151 Joined: 26 Jun 2004, 10:18
Location: Texas
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by FlyTexas » 30 Apr 2014, 21:57
This is
exactly what my Valerie would say in this situation.
Brian
dodger
Concorde
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by dodger » 30 Apr 2014, 22:44
Hi Brian,
I have a Valerie as well, we have been married 52yrs this April,
Must be doing something ok !!!!
Cheers,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
TSR2
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by TSR2 » 30 Apr 2014, 23:02
I don't have a Valerie... I have a Lucy, which I suspect might be worse
Airspeed
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by Airspeed » 01 May 2014, 03:51