The Mind Of A Wife

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The Mind Of A Wife

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Husband’s call:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs,
I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife’s Response: "Who is Paula?"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds about right! :hide:

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dodger wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds about right! :hide:

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Aye!!! :agree: :agree: :agree:


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:lol: :lol: This is exactly what my Valerie would say in this situation. :doh:

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Hi Brian,

I have a Valerie as well, we have been married 52yrs this April,

Must be doing something ok !!!! :lol:

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I don't have a Valerie... I have a Lucy, which I suspect might be worse :worried: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Cuts like a knife.
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