The Ancient Sages say do not despise the snake for having no horns for who is to say it will not become a dragon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
Confucius
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Angus Prune
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"I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up; they're still gits."
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When Gary Lineker played football in Japan, they called him Galy Rineker. So they can pronounce there L's and their R's, but not necessarily in the right order!
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Garry Russell
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Man who keep hands in pockets feel cocky all day
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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DaveB
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Monkey who lives in top of tree gets less sh1t than monkey living in bottom of tree 
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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gordon-in-aberdeen
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Aye Aye, you can tell its friday in here 
TTFN, Gordon
"To err is human, but to ARR is most definitely Pirate... "
"To err is human, but to ARR is most definitely Pirate... "
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Girl who sits on jockey's lap, gets red hot tip!
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Just because I want to get to 500.
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gordon-in-aberdeen
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Any of you ever remember the Mitsubishi Starion?
Officially they said "Starion" is a contraction of "Star of Orion" (Wikipedia)
But there was a horse in the first advert on the telly with the name under it, so figure that one out
Officially they said "Starion" is a contraction of "Star of Orion" (Wikipedia)
But there was a horse in the first advert on the telly with the name under it, so figure that one out
TTFN, Gordon
"To err is human, but to ARR is most definitely Pirate... "
"To err is human, but to ARR is most definitely Pirate... "
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Garry Russell wrote:
One I always remember
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
I can't wait to tell that one at work. 
Brian