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Dev One
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2591 Joined: 10 Jul 2009, 08:33
Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11
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by Dev One » 29 Sep 2015, 16:08
Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to
walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have ye not
found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'
Keith
Dev One
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2591 Joined: 10 Jul 2009, 08:33
Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11
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by Dev One » 29 Sep 2015, 18:59
Possibly because it fills up the lug 'oles?
Keith
nigelb
Red Arrows
Posts: 5039 Joined: 11 Apr 2005, 17:19
Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA
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by nigelb » 30 Sep 2015, 01:53
I had not heard that one - brilliant!
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Airspeed
The Reds & Concorde
Posts: 10371 Joined: 14 Sep 2011, 03:46
Location: Central Victorian Highlands, Dja Dja Wurrung Country, Australia
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by Airspeed » 30 Sep 2015, 13:48
Tomliner
Red Arrows
Posts: 5737 Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner » 30 Sep 2015, 19:53
This was a regular one from the Cornish conedian Jethro.His featured his character Denzil Pemburthy and friend trying to get home after a night on the town in Cornwall.
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Airspeed
The Reds & Concorde
Posts: 10371 Joined: 14 Sep 2011, 03:46
Location: Central Victorian Highlands, Dja Dja Wurrung Country, Australia
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by Airspeed » 01 Oct 2015, 14:16
It's like getting "long in the tooth"....The ears aren't getting bigger, the head's shrinking, I think.