The old 'uns are always the best

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The old 'uns are always the best

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Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to
walk all the way home.'


'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'


'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.


They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.


After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have ye not
found one yet?'


'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'



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:doh:
:lol:

... btw.. Image why is it when we get older our ears get bigger, but we hear less... :$

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Possibly because it fills up the lug 'oles?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had not heard that one - brilliant!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Top shelf there, Keith!
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This was a regular one from the Cornish conedian Jethro.His featured his character Denzil Pemburthy and friend trying to get home after a night on the town in Cornwall. :) EricT
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airboatr wrote::doh:
:lol:

... btw.. Image why is it when we get older our ears get bigger, but we hear less... :$
It's like getting "long in the tooth"....The ears aren't getting bigger, the head's shrinking, I think. *-)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Classic!

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