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Why I'm Not A Doctor

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When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School .
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS" into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.



Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.


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When I went for a full medical, the usual Doctor was away instead I had a very attractive Student nurse I guess in her late 20's....she took hold of my 'Gentlemans' bits' and said "Say 99"....so I duly complied saying "One....Two....Three....Four.... :)
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:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Very good! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How far have you got with the counting?

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I only got as far as 56 then I lost count and had to start all over again.!!!.... :lol:
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