When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School .
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS" into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes by email EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
When I went for a full medical, the usual Doctor was away instead I had a very attractive Student nurse I guess in her late 20's....she took hold of my 'Gentlemans' bits' and said "Say 99"....so I duly complied saying "One....Two....Three....Four....