I don't know if this was meant to be a curiosity or amusing or what but here in the banana republic of Australia the import of pork goods is a massive problem. Per the article "bologna can’t be carried across the border because it could introduce foreign animal diseases to the domestic pork industry". If it happened, it could wipe out our entire pork production industry just beacuse some numpty brought in diseased products. It's a very serious problem here because travellers from Asia love to bring all sorts of cr*p with them. So, sorry if my response offends, but this isn't funny.
Paul
It's not a 'bird', it's an aeroplane or an aircraft
Some years ago, I went on a visit to a farm somewhere in Warwickshire (it was something like a cross between a worknig farm and a small zoo). On entry, you could buy bags of food for particular animals. I love piggies (I think they're so cute), so I bought a bag of feed for them (although I'm sure they'll eat just about anything). I was expecting to have the cute little piggies eating out of my hand but soon changed my mind when I saw them. I kid you not, they were the best part of 4ft tall at the shoulder and they were ramming the metal gate of their pen. No was was my hand going anywhere near these guys. I threw the food to the back of the pen and we moved on. The next animal we came across was a huge white bull with long horns. I approached it very cautiosly only to find it was as gentle as a lamb and loved the attention we gave it.
Kevin
Stratospheric traces, of our transitory flight.
Trails of condensation, held in narrow paths of white...